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Oct. 11th, 2013 09:22 am
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[personal profile] zorkian
I won a Fitbit One at work in a raffle, and so I set it up yesterday. Anyway, during setup it asks you for your name so it can greet you? I told it Mark, as one does.

Today, I grabbed it to throw it in my pocket and the little display lit right up and said:

HEY HEY!
MARK!

I just about died. WTF, world.

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Date: 2013-10-11 04:31 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] ilyena_sylph
+DIES!+

Pocket!Nagios?

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Date: 2013-10-11 05:07 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] synecdochic
LOL. Awesome!

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Date: 2013-10-11 05:10 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] musyc
*cracking up* You can't avoid it!

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Date: 2013-10-11 05:11 pm (UTC)
zarhooie: Girl on a blueberry bramble looking happy. Text: Kat (Default)
From: [personal profile] zarhooie
WELL THEN.

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Date: 2013-10-11 05:27 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] forthwritten
HEY MARK HEY MARK HEY MARK.

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Date: 2013-10-11 07:46 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] foxfirefey
Ahahahahahaha!

I miss my FitBit One so much, I managed to lose it a couple months ago. BUT I WOULD BE YOUR FRIEND ON THE PLATFORM IN CASE I EVER GET TO HAVE ONE AGAIN. I'm torn between another FitBit One and their new FitBit Force.

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Date: 2013-10-13 07:39 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] azurelunatic
Ooo, the Force looks like it solves almost all the things that make the uselessband unacceptable to me.

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Date: 2013-10-11 11:25 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] afuna
*snerk* That is awesome. It's following you!

(Mine calls me "YEP", so I get "LET'S GO" "YEP")

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Date: 2013-10-12 03:53 am (UTC)
azurelunatic: Azz and best friend grabbing each other's noses.  (Default)
From: [personal profile] azurelunatic
Mine says HI AZZ.

I've decided that the feeling of annoyance and mild loss at forgetting the fitbit (especially on a day with extra walking) is: fitbutthurt.

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Date: 2013-10-12 08:43 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] inoru_no_hoshi
LOL!